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The catastrophic and painful end to a beautiful and nurturing relationship between gay and straight couples
by Umbilicus December 3, 2022
Get the HEARTBREAKOLYPSE mug.THE CONDITION THAT DUMPED MEN AND WOMEN HAVE WHICH WAS CAUSED BY THEIR EXS' BREAKING UP WITH THEM. THIS CONDITION WILL LAST FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SADNESS, LONELINESS, ETC AND AFFECTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
by Umbilicus December 10, 2022
Get the HEARTBREAKOLYPSE mug.ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.
by Umbilicus July 21, 2023
Get the SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA mug.A CATACLYSMIC END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED. A STATE OF ENDLESS SADNESS BECAUSE OF A COMPLETE END OF A SPECIAL AND INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE. A COMPLETE AND HOPELESS END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED
A MIDDLE AGED MAN HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** WHEN HE LOST **THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON** IN HIS LIFE
by Umbilicus September 20, 2023
Get the APOCALYPSE mug.When someone’s face is being slapped by two dicks simultaneously or in an alternating pattern. Not to be confused with Broderboat. Broderboat instead is where someone is holding two dicks beside their mouth and alternating their lips backs and forth on the dicks resulting in a “der-der-der-der-der-der-der” sound.
by Umbilicus June 15, 2021
Get the Broterboat mug.When someone is holding two dicks beside their mouth and alternating their lips backs and forth on the dicks resulting in a “der-der-der-der-der-der-der” sound.
Not to be confused with Broterboat, which is when someone’s face is being slapped by two dicks simultaneously or in an alternating pattern.
Not to be confused with Broterboat, which is when someone’s face is being slapped by two dicks simultaneously or in an alternating pattern.
by Umbilicus June 15, 2021
Get the Broderboat mug.by Umbilicus May 22, 2023
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