Umbepo's definitions

martial art

Another way of saying that something isn't THAT difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren't that easy. Used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)

I asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. I tell her it isn't a martial art, so she hangs up on me and I got an F for that essay.

by umbepo November 17, 2005

MiMo

Acronym for Multiple In Multiple Out. A new kind of wireless internet, consisting of strategically placed antennas (usually 2 internal and 2 external) which broadcast more efficiently. According to them, it can "reach that back bedroom". Runs on most wireless internet cards.

My neighbors can now get even better wireless connection thanks to my new MiMo, so now they can run BitTorrent and suck my bandwidth from even a greater distance.

by umbepo October 1, 2005

smacks

Money. One (1) dollar. Can be coin, bills or a combination of both.

I just dropped 50 smacks on some new headphones.

by umbepo October 1, 2005

gnutella

A file sharing netowork with many hosts. The most common are BearShare, Gnucleus, Morpheus, Swapper, XoloX Ultra, LimeWire and Phex.

LimeWire is my favorite gnutella based p2p network.

by umbepo October 1, 2005

ferm

Short for fermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A ferm a functioning female sex organ, while the male does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a ferm is a merm

She was born a fermaphrodite, but never told any of his friends.

by Umbepo August 2, 2005

merm

Short for mermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A merm has a functioning male sex organ, while the female does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a merm is a ferm. Mermaphrodites, Fermaphrodites and Hermaphrodites are always born that way, never surgically altered, so they are not considered transexual.

She was born a mermaphrodite, but never told any of his friends.

by Umbepo August 2, 2005

heathen

A non-believer, usually coming from someone of a certain religion, directed to a person that does not believe in that religion.

A kid I know is such a devout Mormon he calls non-Mormon's heathens.

by Umbepo August 2, 2005