Turkeymash's definitions

Flarrping

When a fat lady flashes her gigantic ass, grabs her legs and runs around in circles.

I went to the mall, and a huge fat lady was flarrping, and made an entire scene.

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Shitocity

The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.

Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.

by Turkeymash August 21, 2014

Foodbation

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.

by Turkeymash August 25, 2014

Rice Krispies STD

When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!

by Turkeymash October 2, 2014

Tyndassinusaphobia

The fear of making love to another person in mid-air while thinking of donkeys.

That girl is amazing, but too bad she won't go sky-diving with me because of Tyndassinusaphobia.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014