Tomokiman's definitions

Porn cube

A cube made out of condensed porn juices

I like my tacos with extra porn cubes on top

by Tomokiman July 12, 2015

Wax them cheeks

To "wax them cheeks" means to engage in sexual intercourse with said person.

I love me some sweet mango booty, cant wait to wax them cheeks.

by Tomokiman June 26, 2016

Caesared

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.

"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."

by Tomokiman September 19, 2016

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016

hidden gem booty

Hidden gem booty is when a girl has an ass that is small and otherwise hidden in jeans but is very soft and lovely to the touch.

Sweet mango surely got dat hidden gem booty. I would tap dat in a heart beat

by Tomokiman March 5, 2018

Jean-Luis

Tis the most clever jimmy rustler you will ever see. He is very nice and very mean at the same time. He will give you advice when you ask for it but if u dont ask then good luck. He is also smarter than your average muduru.

The Homie Jean-Luis is over there shanking The Homie Taaj.

by Tomokiman March 13, 2017

cheekin it up

when someone, usually female, has their cheeks protruding prominently in their attire, such as sundresses and leggings

yo, its 7 am and Ms.B is already cheekin it up, it's too damn early for all this cake.

Raine is always cheekin it up, even if she got baggy jeans on.

by Tomokiman March 17, 2019