Toad's definitions

totem time

Three people stack together in a totem-like stature in order to combine strength, fight off enemies that are too high above their normal height, or to reach places otherwise inaccessible.

Aw man that cat is stuck in a tree, quick guys, it's totem time!

by Toad September 4, 2016

queering

Forcible anal sex given to a man, usually by a group of 4-5 men, not for the purposes of enjoying the experience, but to teach the victim a lesson or punish him.

If Jerry passes out at your house again, lets give him a good queering.

If you touch one more of my french fries, I'll give you a queering so hard you'll be limping for weeks.

by Toad July 27, 2004

Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

by Toad July 30, 2004

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005

uber n00b

Someone with no micro and lacks blue shells.

Matt is a uber n00b especially when playing Mario Kart DD.

by Toad March 20, 2005

grimple

A zit between dick/sack and ass hole. Usualy a white head. Broken down- pimple on grundle

Josh- "Ray i just whiped and it hurt so bacd"

Ray- "let me check it out"

Josh- (performs spread eagle)

Ray- "Dude you have a massive grimple"

Josh- "Pop that shit for me"

Ray- "No way theres a dingle berry on it"

by Toad December 12, 2004

gank

A man's penis

She grabbed my gank, so I smacked that bitch up.

by Toad May 27, 2004