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Schenectady stew...is a stew combination so disasterous that it makes your farts so bad you open the car windows all the way down on a zero degree day to be able to get any semblance of fresh air. The farts make you gag so hard you can't see to drive and the coming diarrhea is so bad it expels itself instantaneously and so violently everyone in the Dunkin Donuts can hear you crying. Typical stew consists of all the things that are old and expired in the fridge.
Time to clean out the fridge, let's make a Schenectady stew and feed it to Steve so you can s*** himself into orbit.
by Thepostman97 January 26, 2026
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