Theeph's definitions

Kris Campbell

Da Phatt mastah o' da polypipe sword, yo?

I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.

by Theeph June 11, 2006

biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her

I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

Jackson Pollocks

Bollocks. Balls. Nuts.

Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

BRRRRR!!!!

An expression of extreme vehemence, to sugesst strong feeling, or experience upon a certain topic.

I saw his sister, and my dick was like this!! *raises arm forcefully*
BRRRRR!!!!

by Theeph April 27, 2006

SKTTSOTH

An anogram of "Snap kick to the side of the head"

I was walking along the other day when Kris Campbell busted out his phat Wu-Tang-Fu and SKTTSOTH'd my ass to tha wall.

by Theeph June 1, 2003

winning the prize

The act of obtaining the correct answer to a task, only to be rewarded with nothing.

Stu: Yo so I took the mackin' to this Catholic bitch, ne?

John: Seen, ese.

Stu: And I give her da trinkets and shit, but no goosie.

John: LOL! Vato... YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Stu: ....

John: NO PRIZE!!!!

*slams hand down VERY forcefully on desk*

by Theeph June 2, 2003

Year of the Cormorant

An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.

Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah

Stu: *groan*

*John looks at Stu who grins*

John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!

(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)

by Theeph June 2, 2003