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The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.
John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.
John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
Nate: Pure conspiracy.
John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
Get the 2020 Election Steal mug.Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
Get the Brown Scarf mug.PRIDE is an event created to give the illusion that rightfully marginalized and generally unaccepted degenerates are meaningful members of society.
PRIDE is designed to be subversive and fracture all the tenets that make the West a success. Events include, but are not limited to;
PRIDE parades: Street carnivals were children are exposed to naked men and women, often simulating sexual acts on each other, or swinging their decorated genitalia.
Drag Story Hour: Convicted abusers dress up in women's clothes and wear wigs and make up, then proceed to read Liberal propaganda to children, often normalising or celebrating degeneracy. Transgenderism is highly encouraged and promoted as a healthy alternative lifestyle to children as young as 3, despite having a suicidality rate of 40%. So is intergenerational sex, commonly known as pedophilia. The phrase "love is love" is uttered to justify it.
SlutWalks: Not comprising only LGBTQXYZ alphabet people, but designed to subvert and destroy the moral fabric of society, and features LGBTQXYZ symbolism and slogans extensively. Encourages young girls to have sex with anyone they want, whenever they want, and not consider consequences or the greater impact on society. Abortion is then normalised and encouraged as a remedy to their sluttiness. Again, designed to erode the values of Judeo-Christian Western society.
In short, PRIDE is AIDS to society, as are the mongrels that comprise it's membership. Just say no to PRIDE.
PRIDE is designed to be subversive and fracture all the tenets that make the West a success. Events include, but are not limited to;
PRIDE parades: Street carnivals were children are exposed to naked men and women, often simulating sexual acts on each other, or swinging their decorated genitalia.
Drag Story Hour: Convicted abusers dress up in women's clothes and wear wigs and make up, then proceed to read Liberal propaganda to children, often normalising or celebrating degeneracy. Transgenderism is highly encouraged and promoted as a healthy alternative lifestyle to children as young as 3, despite having a suicidality rate of 40%. So is intergenerational sex, commonly known as pedophilia. The phrase "love is love" is uttered to justify it.
SlutWalks: Not comprising only LGBTQXYZ alphabet people, but designed to subvert and destroy the moral fabric of society, and features LGBTQXYZ symbolism and slogans extensively. Encourages young girls to have sex with anyone they want, whenever they want, and not consider consequences or the greater impact on society. Abortion is then normalised and encouraged as a remedy to their sluttiness. Again, designed to erode the values of Judeo-Christian Western society.
In short, PRIDE is AIDS to society, as are the mongrels that comprise it's membership. Just say no to PRIDE.
Mincer Bottom: Oh heeeey girl, you going PRIDE to sissy dat walk?
Chad: I'm a man. And no, I will not endorse or encourage your degenerate Marxist parade.
Mincer Bottom: Date rayciss, homophones, I'm calling da cops I want defunded
Chad: I'm a man. And no, I will not endorse or encourage your degenerate Marxist parade.
Mincer Bottom: Date rayciss, homophones, I'm calling da cops I want defunded
by TheSaltergeist June 2, 2021
Get the PRIDE mug.A Palesraeli Dilemna is a situation wherein, you really don't care about either side of the argument, but are expected to feign sympathy with one side or the other.
Shlomo Sheklestein: Deez Arabs-uh, dey attack us wid rockets and deeg tunnels. Oi very, New Yoik City.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.
by TheSaltergeist June 3, 2021
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Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
Get the AOC mug.ANTIFA shares many parallels with the Bible, despite being secular. Much like the inception of all things bad in the Bible, ANTIFA traces it's origins back to what members refer to as 'Original Soyn.'
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Al Sharpton: Dey shot anotha black mayn out hurr. For nuthin. We gon burn this mutha down.
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
Get the ANTIFA mug.Male (pronouns) member of the totally non-existent, nonviolent and generally wholesome, healthy group, ANTIFA.
Andy Tina's train relentlessly to be in optimum physical health, so they can exert their dominance in the field of battle/mostly peaceful protests. Which "don't exist - Joe Biden". Getting up at the crack of lunchtime, AT's begin training in earnest.
Lifting the bong for reps, AT's increase the intensity by expelling oxygen via conversations about White Supremes and how the evil capitalist corporatist elites have their knee on his neck.
All the training in the capitalist world won't help you, if your diet isn't up to scratch. So after, AT's indulge in a hearty meal of lawn trimmings, dessicated acai berries and a spoon of purest soy to keep their testosterone level at peak minimum.
Then it's on to flexing those brain muscles. 2 hrs of reading Communist literature and drawing bad hentai ensures continual decline in all areas of life.
Andy Tina's train relentlessly to be in optimum physical health, so they can exert their dominance in the field of battle/mostly peaceful protests. Which "don't exist - Joe Biden". Getting up at the crack of lunchtime, AT's begin training in earnest.
Lifting the bong for reps, AT's increase the intensity by expelling oxygen via conversations about White Supremes and how the evil capitalist corporatist elites have their knee on his neck.
All the training in the capitalist world won't help you, if your diet isn't up to scratch. So after, AT's indulge in a hearty meal of lawn trimmings, dessicated acai berries and a spoon of purest soy to keep their testosterone level at peak minimum.
Then it's on to flexing those brain muscles. 2 hrs of reading Communist literature and drawing bad hentai ensures continual decline in all areas of life.
Chad: Are you....OK?
Andy Tifa: Yeah mayun, it's just... this corporate oppressive societal structure of oppression is crushing everything, we NEED to give the means of production to the people.
Chad: ...how did you just ejaculate?
Andy Tifa: Yeah mayun, it's just... this corporate oppressive societal structure of oppression is crushing everything, we NEED to give the means of production to the people.
Chad: ...how did you just ejaculate?
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
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