TheMonger's definitions

proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006

MySpace Whore

Someone who approves all the MySpace friend requests just so they can feel important.

Did you see all of Cindy's friends? Man, she is such a MySpace Whore.

by TheMonger May 23, 2006

super virgin

A virgin who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base.
Usually applies to young males.

We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.

by TheMonger May 24, 2006

ass urine

Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.

After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.

by TheMonger April 24, 2006

That Place

A mythical location, that most men dream of, where women are giving away free blowjobs. Usually used in a derogatory manner when referring to another guy's mother.

1. Your mom got fired from That Place for biting.
2. Hey I went to That Place last night and your mom was awesome.

by TheMonger April 24, 2006

estamos chingados!

We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.

We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!

by TheMonger April 28, 2006

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006