TeamJimmy's definitions

BushCat

a pussy that is groomed well, delicious looking. hairy in the traditional sense, not overgrown and disgusting. also known as hairy kitty.

Every time i look at my girlfriends bushcat, it makes me want to eat it then fuck it!

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway

this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde

by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

Buffalo Lip

A term for a woman who has large protruding vaginal lips with thick hairs growing from the edges. Neither inviting or attractive

that chick had the biggest Buffalo Lips I have ever seen! No way was I sticking the shlong in that!

by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

Fur Loin

a woman who has a well trimmed pussy, and lucious, moist, vaginal lips to accent her grooming. Very inviting and attractive

This girl had the most amazing fur loin I have ever seen! I could have lived down there for a year!

by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

BroFather

An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy

"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"

by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016

CockKnocker

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.

What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...

by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019