TK2000's definitions

Dickipedia

A billionaire who uses their money to ruin a website

Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”

Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Titan submarine

A submarine that is a “submersible” in the very same sense that Amy Schumer is a “comedian”

“Hey did you hear the news about the Titan Submarine? It sunk. Guess it wasn’t all that good at its supposed job, and got progressively worse.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Hurricane Hillary

A hurricane that is widely expected to cause landslides, but ends up missing land entirely.

“Remember when the media kept predicting that hurricane was gonna hit us? Was gonna cause landslides? Turned out to be a total Hurricane Hillary.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Rhonda Santis

Someone who doth protest too much about queer culture.

“Why are you making such a fuss about queer people? You’re being a total Rhonda Santis.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Tulsi Gabbard

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023