T-Rex75's definitions

donut whore

A person, usually a woman who works in some sort of office and orders two or more dozen donuts in a donut store before heading to work, leaving others with little to choose from after they ransack the place.

I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.

by T-Rex75 September 12, 2020

bingobaub

a rich, white, prettyboy between the ages of mid-teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.

One veteran diver to another: "Man, I've been spearfishing for 26 years and I have yet to spear a cow bluefin tuna, or any fish over 100lbs and then there's these bingobaubs who have only been spearfishing for 2-5 years who go out and spear the fish I've waited my entire spearfishing career to spear. It's so not fair!"
Diver 2: "Don't concern yourself with those shits. Everything's easy when you can rely on daddy's money and boat to put you on fish you haven't earned. There's no glory in that. Don't give up on your goals, regardless of the challenges you face. Things will happen."

by T-Rex75 August 3, 2021

bingobaub

a rich, white prettyboy between the ages of mid teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, constantly boast with pictures of big fish they speared on social media, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.

Veteran diver 1: "I can't stand all these bingobaubs who spear and land multiple triple digit pound fish after only spearfishing for 2 to 5 years. When I was their age, I was lucky enough to only spear 20-30 pound fish. I've been diving for a good 26 years and still haven't scored fish of that caliber."

Veteran diver 2: "Yeah, but there's no glory in spearing those fish that you had to use daddy's boat to spear. The more dues paying, time and blood you pour into getting fish like that makes them more meaningful. We can only hope these little twats don't blow up the sport anymore than it already has been due to social media bragging posts."

by T-Rex75 August 5, 2021

stylecramper(s)

One or more people who coincidentally are doing the same thing you want to do at the same time or cramp your style.

I planned to eat at this one random, obscure restaurant that I frequent often, but the other afternoon when I went for an early dinner, 6 stylecramper(s) and their families showed up at the same time in the parking lot and beat me to the front door to be seated by the host. It was a totally random and infuriating event as this place is never busy.

by T-Rex75 February 7, 2023

fuckrock

A word that describes things or events that go the opposite of what you intend or want to have happen. Another word for irony. Examples of things and events that can be fuckrock: wind, rain, gravity, cancer, covid, etc.

I was looking forward to having a buffet brunch at one of the local restaurants that were known for good brunches, but they no longer serve them due to fuckrock covid.

by T-Rex75 March 8, 2022

Poopbeard

A current, common trend among young douchebags these days, which is typically an overgrown, unkempt beard sometimes extending along the top half of the neck. Sporters of such beards typically drive a ridiculously lifted full-sized pickup truck with tinted windows and LED lights that they use for tailgating, speeding up in an adjacent lane to abruptly cut people off, or running other motorists off the road with, though other poopbeard douches with smaller beards may drive such cars as Honda Civics and Volkswagens. Such beards may contain the same bacteria found in fecal matter and is dirtier than a dog's fur, yet there are stupid girls who dig them.

"Some young douche with a poopbeard in a lifted Chevy Silverado tailgated me, while I was driving 85 mph on Interstate 5, so I gave him a wiper fluid carwash. Boy, was he steamed!"

by T-Rex75 March 11, 2022

beardboy

Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.

I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.

by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024