T-Man's definitions

cpu

C.P.U. stands for Captured Penguins unite

teacher: what does cpu stand for?
me: i know, its captured penguins unite. gosh i'm smart.
teacher: not really but okay.
me: so i'm not right no but its creative

be creative... cpu, captured penguins unite or your friends have been caught.

by t-man December 5, 2006

shitslinger

One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.

"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"

by T-Man April 8, 2005

Dabinic

a man named dominic who hits dabs daily & has swamp ass

dabinic, you're ass is sweating again. you hit a dab before work?

by t-man May 14, 2019

groob

it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word


what travis says

my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today

by T-man October 27, 2004

What the crap

what Travis jacked from big game james

What the crap?!?!?!?!?

by T-man October 27, 2004

betarded

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

by T-Man November 2, 2004

whatever-whateva

In crunk terms: Do something and don't be afraid. Termed from the ignorant in a little neighborhood in the Ne district of Dallas, Texas.

Person1: You wanna go pop that jo. Person2: Whatever-Whateva!!!

by T-man November 4, 2004