T-Browser's definitions

Dreaded Sperm Buildup

The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.

Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.

Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.

Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!

by T-Browser July 3, 2014

Tsumommi

The lightning-fast dinner eating completed by a mother that has limited time before a child will need assistance. It is particularly noteworthy when the youngest child is 10 years of age or older and there is no need to complete a plateful of food before her eating companions have placed napkins in their laps. The mom's plate is full of food one minute and completely eviscerated the next.

Son: "Why is Mom already clearing her plate when I just poured my first glass of milk?"

Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"

by T-Browser July 19, 2012

Getting your dumb on

When someone with at least marginal intelligence chooses to do something completely mindless like watch low quality "reality" television or flip through "US Weekly".

Brother-in-law: "Are you watching Bachelorette?"

Sister-in-law: "It's my one release and the girl is from Charlotte, just like I am."

Wife: "You're getting your dumb on!"

by T-Browser July 19, 2012