Sutty9's definitions

autoslongi

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes

by Sutty9 August 26, 2019

juff-nut

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...

No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...

by Sutty9 October 18, 2020

fuckmuller

A fuckmuller is someone who after intercourse fires his yoghurt wherever he please….

Jesus Josh you Fuckmuller, you’ve just fired your yogurt all over my bifters..
Spray me you Fuckmuller

by Sutty9 September 10, 2021

Fuckmuller

When you crash the yoghurt truck where ever you wish…

Joshi you Fuckmuller… you crashed your yoghurt truck all over my titties.
Do it now you Fuckmuller, unleash hell all over my kebab…

by Sutty9 September 20, 2021

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

Mule-ing

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus

40 years old and still mule-ing

by Sutty9 August 24, 2018

Brivcunt

A hybrid retard who loves a goat curry and smashing crunchies off bald heads

Look at that brivcunt

by Sutty9 January 19, 2019