Strikegold's definitions

Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.

Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

Brazilian Nut Sling

A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.

Hey mat my girl just gave me a Brazilian Nut sling, my balls still hurt something fierce

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Snurb

Somebody who spends money on unnecessary things, acts in a very unnecessary way, does unnecessary things, or let’s the boys down.

Hey mat, I just spent 30 bucks on micro-transactions, stole a bunch of kills, left the match cause I was afraid to lose, and I let the boys down really bad. I think I might be a major Snurb.

by Strikegold August 28, 2021

Booty hoe

A female multi dimensional creature, that has the ability to jump pocket realities at will, and can use its 5th dimensional nose along with its clairvoyant mind abilities to detect and track anything across all realms of existence. It uses all these abilities and talents to relentlessly find and pursue booty for all eternity. A booty hoe is also someone who likes booty.

Oh my god Mat, I was finally tracked down by the godlike immortal being known as the Booty Hoe! She could sense my enormous booty, and hunted my like a rabid dog for years! Also I’m a bit of a booty hoe since I’m a fan of the booty, just sayin

by Strikegold June 25, 2021

Booty snow

Booty snow is the product made from gathered booty sweat that is then frozen and put into an Icee

Hey mat you want a drink of my booty snow icee, it’s pretty tasty. You can taste the booty goodness.

by Strikegold June 25, 2021

Booty chud

Booty chud is the crusted fermentation of booty soup after a prolonged period of time being held in the rectum. After 2 weeks, booty soup takes on a blackish brownish color crusting around the booty hole and sealing it shut, at this point the booty chud takes on the thickness of pudding

Hey mat, I’ve kept booty soup in my ass for 2 weeks I have mad booty chud now

by Strikegold June 26, 2021