StoogeWatcher's definitions

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.

I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

by StoogeWatcher January 5, 2011

New Orleans Aints

A term coined by New Orleans sports commentator Buddy Diliberto during the 1980-81 season, when the Saints went 1-15.

The New Orleans Aints gave us the whole paper bag over the head thing.

by StoogeWatcher January 13, 2011

Cincinnati Bungles

A term for the Bengals' teams of the 1990s who had many consecutive losing and non-playoff seasons and a number of first-round draft busts. Originally said by Steelers broadcasting legend Myron Cope.

Who remembers the "famous" Cincinnati Bungles like David Klinger and Ki-Jana Carter?

by StoogeWatcher April 6, 2011

Mike Nifong

The disgraced Durham County (North Carolina) distrcit attorney behind the 2006 Duke lacrosse rape hoax.

That rape hoax ruined Mike Nifong's career.

by StoogeWatcher December 27, 2010

Nifonged

A term named after Mike Nifong, the disgraced Durham County, North Carolina, District Attorney who smeared the Duke lacrosse team for a 2006 rape that never happened.

The patriotic Americans got Nifonged by the left.

by StoogeWatcher July 15, 2010

Do As I Say Not As I Do

An expression used to call out hypocrites, including "environmentalists" with private jets, politicians who send their children to private schools while opposing measures to give other kids the same chance, or those who accuse others of racism while not hiring minorities.

Also the name of a 2005 book by Peter Schweizer, subtitled "Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy."

Hillary Clinton is basicallly proof of Do As I Say Not As I Do.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010