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Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.
Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.
by Stinky September 2, 2014
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Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.
by Stinky August 31, 2017
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White Buffoon

A Caucasian male utilized by African-American celebrities to portray all white men as weak and foolish, thus making themselves seem tough and socially acceptable.
Jimmy believed that accepting the role as "white buffoon #2" on the Method and Red show would boost his chances for real acting work.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Brown

A term used to identify any person whit dark skin who's national origin can not be determined.
I wonder where those browns who just moved in are from.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.
After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.
Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Six pack

Manual penetration of a woman's vagina and anus at the same time. Usually the thumb and pointer finger are used, much the way one carries a six pack of beer.
Lauren initially rejected my advances, but after a few drinks she was begging for me to six pack her.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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