StickyNicky87's definitions

Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018

Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.

I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!

by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018