Steve5214's definitions

Cameron

Cameron is a fuckboy. He will make you feel beautiful and then throw you away.

Person: "What is your name?"
Cameron: "Cameron. By the way, you are hot."
Person:"Abort mission!" *Runs in the other direction*
Cameron: "That ass!"

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Slay

Slay is when you insult someone, but not in an obvious way. When you think a person is annoying and you want to strangle them, but you don't want to go to jail, so you insult them secretly.

"I think this looks good on me"
"As good as you look without all of that makeup on."

"I can get your boyfriend if I want to!"
"Exactly like your mom could make your dad stay. Ups. Sorry."

People in the background: "Slay!"

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

A small loan of a million dollars

Is a quote from a famous douche bag.

"A small loan of a million dollars"
Fuck you Donald Trump!

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Just talking

A way to secretly tell a person that you are having sex. If you don't want your parents to know who you are sleeping with, just tell them that you are just talking.

"Are you sleeping with that person?"
"We are just talking."

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Stalve

Stalk and love connected. Stalve is when you love or adore a person but you don't want to tell them, so you just stare at them, go through their Facebook profile, spam them on ask.fm etc.

"I really like him..."
"Then tell him instead of just stalving him."
"I am too shy. I enjoy to stalve."

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Depression

The feeling of drowning, while everyone around you is breathing.

Depression is real. Don't hurt depressed people. Just cuddle with them. Make them feel loved.

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016