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31337th base

Having sex while writing really, really good software. In fact, so good, anyone that uses the software for the first time has an orgasm over how good it is and how good it was for you when you wrote it.
Anal Corporate Employee: Why is everyone moaning when they use the new web site?

Very Hip Manager: The guy we got to write it made 31337th base finishing the project.

Now turned on, Anal Corporate Employee: You have his email address for me?
by Steve-er August 15, 2009
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snafx

Short for "Social Networking Artificial Face eXchange." This is when someone fakes being someone else on a social networking site. Typically done to get the someone else in trouble, start a fight or just trash the someone else's reputation.
Dude: "Hey, why did you say you were showing up last night on Facebook and didn't show?"

Chic: "I didn't say that on Facebook. I wasn't even on Facebook last night."

Dude: "I bet your roommate that you got in a fight with last week snafx'ed your Facebook."

Chic: "That bitch!"
by Steve-er July 16, 2009
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Upstairs Maid

A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."

"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
by Steve-er January 31, 2010
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Ragnabash

Originally, a hobo party resulting in everyone meeting at once without any plans. This has evolved to any gather of homeless resulting in a rave. It has a slight undertone of planning criminal activity such as assault and robbery.
Those bums down the street got a hold of a boom box and did a ragnabash all night. I barely got enough sleep for class today.
by Steve-er May 17, 2009
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Hildegard

A very tough, tomboy like young lady that constantly insults and fights men. Typically she is just looking for a strong sexual partner deserving of her. Origin: a church sermon about "Hildegard of Bingen" popuarly done around churchs of New York going back to the 1950's.
There was this Hildegard at the bar last night that kept on screaming at the crowd looking for someone to play pool with her. Finally some biker faced her down and took her home.
by Steve-er June 5, 2009
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butterfly pimp

An older lesbian that pimps out young girls to other girls. Lesbians that take young girl ho's are known as "Jane's."
Yeah, we went to the poetry slam and wondered why all those old ladies had those college girls around, the I found out she was a butterfly pimp.
by Steve-er January 22, 2014
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emerald fever

A sexual obsession with Celtic women. Specifically a women with fair skin and short tempers.
Dave: Why is Jimmie at that Irish Pub?

Jim: New barmaid in from Ireland. That guy has had Emerald Fever for years.
by Steve-er December 22, 2013
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