StBill's definitions

DYG

acronym for "Damn, You're Good!"

Deb: I scored this phat matrix file for you...
Bill: DYG, girl!

by StBill August 26, 2009

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 30, 2009

parking vulture

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

by StBill September 25, 2010

winter chicken

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Excelgebra

Taken from the proper name (Excel) of the popular MS Office product, and the general name for the aritmetic in which symbols represent numbers or sets of numbers along with the mathematical operations applied to them. The process of creating (sometimes) long, complicated, algebraic formulas in Microsoft Excel, usually using cell references in place of variables.

Jeez, my eyes are crossed from doing Excelgebra all night.

by StBill October 5, 2010

Bull Durham kissing

"long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" as defined in the film Bull Durham (1988) by Crash Davis (Kevin Costner)

Guy 1: "Hey, you get to first base with Annie yet?"
Guy 2: "You know it, went back to my place for some Bull Durham kissing."

by StBill May 29, 2010

Hellmate

One's coworkers in a job that is Hell.

Hellmate #1: Dude, Satan wants to see you in her office.
Hellmate #2: No way, bro, I'm heading to lunch.

by StBill July 26, 2012