Springloaded's definitions

computer mash

The act of mashing your hands against a computer keyboard when you are so angry or confused you can't type anything coherent.

1. "I made Johnny so angry last night he computer mashed me."
"Like how?"
"I said 'Hey' and he was all 'SJHDFHJSjdfjh'"

by Springloaded April 25, 2006

gunkster

A cross between a punk, a goth, and a gangster.
Typically someone who draws on their face with eyeliner, and wears spiked bracelettes, but doesn't listen to goth or punk music at all,
they listen to 50 cent.

Diana loves 50 cent, but cuts herself and wears eyeliner tears.

by Springloaded September 6, 2005

mary hair

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

by Springloaded July 12, 2005

roflcopter

The ASCII helicopter that brings joy and god laughs to children everywhere.

The Rofl Copter visited me yesterday and I laughed so hard I rofl'd

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

Gaia

An anime roleplaying community
Has forums, art galleries and shops.

Intereactive message board; gaiaonline.com

I spent all my money on gaia so I could get cool items :(

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

knee slapper

From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.
Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.

Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004