SpitfireZero79's definitions

kazanged

This is the hit that a hockey player makes on another player. He gets hit so hard, his helmet flies off.

Dude! That hockey player just kazanged! His hat flew right off!

by SpitfireZero79 May 18, 2018

Chobulated

The children smash things up in the car, bedroom, kitchen, conversations, especially when throwing a fit.

My kids were in the car, and I stare down at the floor and it's al chobulated. Like not ever before things get smashed and chobulated. Then we wonder why did you do that? Dad! I was mad!

by SpitfireZero79 October 1, 2020

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016

restroom app

This is an occurrence when you are bored out of your mind taking a deucer and its taking a long time, so you get your smartphone out for a new app. It would normally not interest you, but seems your taking so long, might as well check it out.

Yo dude! what is taking so long? you playing a restroom app again?

by SpitfireZero79 May 15, 2016

Dang diddly

It simply means to agree with someone.

Hey that is awesome! You know it! Dang diddly.

by SpitfireZero79 February 14, 2018

niption

This is when you have an officer knock on your door, and you were not expecting it. You feel flush, terrified, and extreme anxiety in less than 2 milliseconds.

Dude! When that officer came up to the window, you had a serious 'niption man, thought you were going to die.

by SpitfireZero79 January 24, 2017

Sheweed

This is dried seaweed that your sexy Asian girlfriend or wife wants to eat when you are making California rolls.

Hey honey, can you give me some sheweed crackers and sticky rice? You make me dose Felicia California rolls. Be sure to shut da door on yah way out k hun?

by SpitfireZero79 December 5, 2023