Speedqueen's definitions

Banamex

noun: the Mexican counterpart of citi bank.

Someone: how much money do you need in Mexico?
Cousin: Send $10000USD to Banamex.

by Speedqueen May 20, 2020

Speed Queen

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.

by Speedqueen August 13, 2020

Grier

A common misspelling for Gruyère cheese, which comes from Switzerland .

Waiter: What can I get for you?
Customer: Can I have the fondue with Grier cheese?

by Speedqueen September 30, 2020

Gypsy

Noun: a song by Fleetwood Mac that makes my heart soft as tofu.

Stevie Nicks: To the gypsy
That remains
Her face says freedom
With a little fear
I have no fear
Have only love
And if I was a child
And the child was enough
Enough for me to love
Enough to love

by Speedqueen September 15, 2021

delishounous

Noun: the feeling you get when you try a5 wagyu filet mignon better than picanha.

A Chef from YT: Delishounous, goodness, butter, everything you can think of.

by Speedqueen August 20, 2021

Jack FM

TL:DR, A radio station that is always “Playing What We Want”

Long definition: A network of stations that doesn’t have song requests and likes to viciously interrupt each bunch of songs in a row in favor of revenue generating. Also, their hotline is always abandoned other than recordings leaking into the radio. Don’t expect them to carry your favorite song, and they almost never feature country. They test songs in September and then change the lineup in November, but some songs may get lost forever (98.7 Jack FM, which is the best station, preserves every song ever played) Voiceover is done by Andrew Anthony, the same announcer from EA Sports and GEICO.

VO: Always play what we want in the crossroads: KTXN Victoria, 98.7 Jack FM.

by Speedqueen December 6, 2022

Ock

Another way to say okay. It originated in a video by the Computer Clan aboot Spoof OS’s Hack OS X Public Beta.

Him: Can you please buy me a coke?
Me: Ock. I’ll return in 10 minutes.

In CC Video: “Try using a real browser. So we press “ock”, and it’s closed.

by Speedqueen May 13, 2021