SoSlightlyScarlet's definitions

Bowincidence

/bōˈinsədəns/

noun

1. A coincidence related to the works or persona of David Bowie.

2. The process of being artistically inspired by David Bowie via
a commonality between discrete events.

"We went to the same Glass Spider show? What a Bowincidence!"

"Last night, I dreamed about a carpet sweeper, then my BFF sent me a link about carpet sweepers. Swept away by the Bowincidence, I called in sick and spent the day writing a sonnet about carpet sweepers as a metaphor for the tedious and mundane."

by SoSlightlyScarlet January 31, 2020

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

sekret

/ˈsēkrit/

noun

An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.

I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

Spice Girl

/ˈspīsɡərl/

noun

A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.

My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

yez

/yez/

exclamation

Giving an affirmative response or indicating agreement in an unenthusiastic manner.

Hungover, I reluctantly answered my boss' call. "Did you finish the presentation?" she asked breathlessly. I hesitated, then "Yez," I replied, in a tone that I hoped would passive-aggressively convey my utter distaste for the presentation and for all other things work-related.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.

"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020