Snipedog22's definitions

Twilight

The act of shooting a load on a girls face the throwing a handful of glitter on her face.

Dude I was with my G/F last night and I Twilighted her. She sparkled like tinkerbell!

by Snipedog22 February 2, 2013

Hot Chocolate

The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.

It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates

by Snipedog22 December 30, 2014

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Muddy Jew Harp

The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.

Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!

by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016

Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

Hate Wipe

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.

Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

Criss Cross Pussy Sauce

When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.

So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!

by Snipedog22 July 4, 2019