Smooax's definitions

Soccarrhoea

Experiencing diarrhoea while playing soccer.

After drinking too many G and T ‘s the night before, Ash went in hard for a tackle and felt some soccarrhoea escape.

by Smooax August 29, 2020

woostack

Numerous people weeing and pooing (wooing) in the the same toilet without flushing in between.
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!

Not wanting to flush and wake up Mum and Dad, Leah and I did a woostack.

by Smooax August 29, 2020

weestack

Multiple people taking a piss in a toilet without flushing.

Someone should really flush this toilet that weestack stinks so bad!

by Smooax August 29, 2020

dunny high flick

Flicking open a public toilet door with a high kick so you don’t have to touch the handle

There is no way I’m touching that... either we wait for some one to come in or I gonna kick it with a Dunny High Flick

by Smooax August 29, 2020

Sockarrhea

When you you shit out a sock

My hungry puppy just had a bad case of sockarrhea

by Smooax August 30, 2020

Signature move

Your own unique dance move that you break out on special occasions to bring joy to your mates.

It’s not a party unless Cheryl rocks her signature move.

by Smooax August 30, 2020

pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

by Smooax August 31, 2020