Sitbear's definitions

Luigi

A dump. A shit. A poop. So to speak, Luigi is Number 2.

My dog took a Luigi on the carpet!

by Sitbear July 13, 2019

Post-Modernist

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like

The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Neo-Marxist

A person who is often mistakenly accused of wanting government to control everything and hand out free shit.

The post-modern neo-marxists want to turn 'Murica into Soviet Russia

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Militia

A Right-wing Political Correct dogwhistle for domestic terrorists.

The militia brought their assault rifles to the protest totally not looking for a fight.

by Sitbear October 17, 2020

Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"

by Sitbear August 4, 2018

Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

by Sitbear August 20, 2018

Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

by Sitbear September 4, 2018