SirGreg's definitions

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019

Mingeclips

Snapshots of different flanges provided by freeporn sites in their mucky compilations

There's some cracking Mingeclips on Xporn et al😊

by SirGreg May 16, 2017

CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

by SirGreg May 17, 2017

Punanidemic

A sudden influx of fantastic minge throughout the world.

The most of Eastern Europe is currently witnessing a Punanidemic. Men are losing their mind and oats at an alarming rate!

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Valenswine

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

by SirGreg February 14, 2017

MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!

My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???

by SirGreg February 19, 2017