Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SilverCurbsideProphet

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

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The systemic failure of your cellular device's voice-to-text function caused by the operating system's direct disappointment that I've had headaches last longer than the coup d'etat launched by the Wagner Group.

"We have more money 2offerthanputin."
"I don't understand why this voice to text sucks now."

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023

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Gamin'

Gay Administrator.
Gay + Admin.

"Yo, this server is run by gamin'."

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 25, 2023

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Caffeinis

Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.

I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.

by SilverCurbsideProphet January 25, 2023

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Vegetarian

A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.

"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"

by SilverCurbsideProphet February 16, 2023

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