Siftech's definitions

Bidiot

When you have been an idiot twice

When I found myself doing the same stupid manoeuvre again I realised I was being a Bidiot

by Siftech October 13, 2023

4wick

When one has been burning the candle at both ends and then snaps the candle in two now resulting in 4 wicks

When I ran into pania at the club and she misinterpreted that I had been having an affair with a girl I had just met and was just talking to and started to cause a drama queen scene it became apparent that she was going 4wick on us… needless to say she was starting to burn her bridge candles omg…!🏌️🤸 ♂️🚣 ♀️🛶🤷🏿 ♀️

by Siftech January 4, 2024

biwicking

When one has been burning the candle at both ends

When reconcycler arrived at work on Monday morning to find siftech asleep in his car he soon realised that this was a result of him biwicking in the weakend

by Siftech September 5, 2023

biwicking

When one has been burning the candle at both ends

When reconcycler pulled into the car park at work on the Monday morning to find siftech asleep at the wheel of his car it was obvious that he had been biwicking all weekend…..

by Siftech September 5, 2023

Wywh

Wish you were here

When missing a loved one the text could end with a wywh

by Siftech September 16, 2023

Alkatheneing

When riding a bike over an alkathene pipe on the ground on a acute angle causing the tire to skid along the pipe this can be the front or rear wheel normally causing the rider to fall off however a rider that is versed in alkatheneing can ride this phenomenon out resulting in a stylely trick

Did you see those pro riders alkatheneing the slippery painted curbs of the pedestrian crossing

by Siftech September 16, 2023

The five esses

Sometimes somethings seem sortove strange

Wow wasn’t she acting weird…I replied it’s the five esses…

by Siftech September 16, 2023