Shonamongus's definitions

antici-piss-ation

The problem you encounter where the closer you get to the bathroom, the worse you have to go.

Larry suffered great antici-piss-ation while trying to locate a rest area where he could evacuate his bowels.

by Shonamongus November 29, 2014

spracket

what shows up on a toilet tissue after you wipe your ass after a long fart that ended wet.

She was glad to see her spracket wasnt as bad as she had thought.

by Shonamongus November 29, 2014