Shizer's definitions

staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

by shizer July 28, 2004

cocksleave

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

by shizer July 28, 2004

gads

West Coast of Scotland word for "Duff". i.e. Really bad.

Confused by the fact that "duff" can be used to mean something really good, in a sense of "irony".

"Thats well gads man"
"That birds gads, but the other is well duff"

by Shizer August 25, 2003

jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

fuckchop

Someone who serially fucks-up

Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop

by Shizer August 25, 2003

tennents

Scottish Alcoholic Beer

This pint of Tennents is pish

by Shizer August 25, 2003