Shibby's definitions

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby September 8, 2005

pharf

a smell similar to that of cheesey farts and rancid milk. much like the smell of sweaty armpits/socks

"your nothing but a pharf bunny"

"good god man, did you just pharf?!"

by shibby April 20, 2005

dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.

Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!

by Shibby August 3, 2004

Bootussy Juice

A frozen concentrate manufactured by Minute Maid. Fresh-squeezin's of the cherries of the bootussy bush.

Yes, Mr. Belvedere, I would like a tall glass of ice cold bootussy juice to go with my f'in flapjacks.

by Shibby August 4, 2004

Kilty Monroe

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Kilty Monroe is when a Scottish man walks over a steam grate and the hot air blows his kilt up to reveal his blood pudding.

Whilst visiting Scotland, my eyes were baraged by several Kilty Monroe's.

by Shibby September 13, 2004

the Livid Pedro

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Livid Pedro is when the boy has too much tequila and he is just FURIOUS.

The boyfriend, severely intoxicated, pounded his girlfriend like a Livid Pedro.

by Shibby September 13, 2004

hoople head

(Origin - HBO series "Deadwood") n. - a derogatory name of unknown prior origin and unknown definition often stated by Al Swearengen in "Deadwood."

"Don't give those hoople heads any more drinks."

by shibby May 28, 2004