Shevek's definitions

magazine people

Those people who haven't the imagination to develop a style of their own and so follow whatever their favourite lifestyle magazine tells them to do. See also fashion victims

The party was awful, full of magazine people spouting magazine opinions about consumer tat that no-one wants or needs.

by Shevek September 22, 2002

fashion victims

Deeply insecure people wjo seek solace in looking exactly the same as all their fellow fashion victims. See also magazine people

by Shevek September 22, 2002

moose

n. A fat ugly woman

Have you seen John's new bird - what a moose!

by Shevek September 22, 2002

bird

slang (eng.) young woman

Fuck, that bird's fit

by Shevek September 22, 2002

totty

1) n. singular An attractive woman
2) n. plural Many attractive women

1) Yeah, Kylie's a prime piece of totty alright
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night

by Shevek September 22, 2002

mobile

n. abbreviation: mobile phone

If you can't make it give us a ring on me mobile

by Shevek September 22, 2002

compilation

n. Cynical record company ploy to re-sell the same old music over and over again.

See there's yet another new Hendrix compilation out.

by Shevek September 22, 2002