Shawdog's definitions

LFHOF

Late For His Own Funeral. A person who is chronically (and mostly unapologetically) late for everything.

Everett's LFHOF. Said he'd be here at 11:30 and his ass didn't even leave his house until 11:40, texting "OMW".

by Shawdog July 30, 2010

decellulitis

That naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world

OMG! I've got decellulitis -- my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and I'm lost without it.

by Shawdog October 6, 2016

Knowledge Motel

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

by Shawdog November 28, 2016

My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

by Shawdog December 2, 2016

PIBR

Phone Induced Brain Rot: The not-so-gradual reduction in our attention spans due to constant use of smartphones, to the point that it becomes more and more difficult to read more than 10 pages or so at a time -- even in a good book.

I started to read "Fire and Fury" and despite it being really interesting, I couldn't plow through more than a few pages at a time. PIBR, I guess.

by Shawdog August 17, 2018

IDGPTNF

I Don't Get Paid Till Next Friday. The sad lament of struggling Late Millennials and Early GenZ folks beset by student loans.

My homie regularly cries IDGPTNF in the face of every financial crisis.

by Shawdog February 18, 2019

divoid

An empty-headed diva or divo, someone with a fashion sense but little else in their brain

Omg, did you hear how dumb that divoid's convo was? A lot of words, but with no There there.

by Shawdog April 27, 2019