SegNerd's definitions

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019

brainruptcy

Bankruptcy of the brain. You have simply run out of brain power.

Person 1: Boss A wants it done (this way). But Boss B wants it done (different way)

Person 2: Okayyy….

Person 1: But don’t forget that it has to work for teams C and D and be written in iambic pentameter.

Person 2: I declare brainruptcy!

by SegNerd September 12, 2023

veggie space

Like meatspace, but for vegetarians

You can attend today’s meeting online or in veggie space.

by SegNerd August 10, 2023

spacepalm

A facepalm in space

Astronaut 1: Did you remember to charge the satellite?

Astronaut 2: (spacepalm)

by SegNerd March 28, 2021

forcepalm

A facepalm delivered through The Force.

(Mace Windu begins uncontrollably slapping his own forehead.)

Yoda (smirking): Why hitting yourself, are you?

Mace Windu: That was obviously a forcepalm!

by SegNerd May 16, 2021

spitzcom

A sitcom created, or co-created, by Justin Spitzer.

Superstore, American Auto, and St Denis Medical Center are all quality spitzcoms.

by SegNerd December 11, 2024