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twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!
"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!
by Scattyman May 1, 2005
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twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!
"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"
by Scattyman May 1, 2005
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minge

A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....
i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf
by Scattyman May 2, 2005
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amber michaels

Fucking hot pornstar......
Someone - you know Amber Michaels..

Someone else - Yeah shes that fucking hot pornstar!
by Scattyman May 2, 2005
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