Scandall's definitions

Meat Puppet

What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.

Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Toolbox

A female who is totally useless for anything other than sex.

She would be un-tolerable if it were not for the fact she was a convenient toolbox

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Bullfrog

The unfortunate result of what happens to your nuts due to too much down stroke during a bad {hand-job}.

She bullfrogged my nuts so hard it took me an hour to pull the sheet out of my ass.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

8 inch curl

To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob.

Q: "What did you do today?"
A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and then laundry"

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Moontang

Ass, or the object of anal sex.

where as her her knees were closed every 28 days, her moontang boasted an open door policy.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Nod Squad

Term used to describe any group of junkies or the people waiting in line at a methadone clinic, due to their tendency to fall asleep at any given moment.

Noticing the nod squad waiting for bag in a bag to open, one could only assume the shit was good yesterday.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Bag in a Bag

Heroin packaged in a glassine bag then sealed in a plastic sleeve to prevent tampering and protect against moisture. Also a popular spot on 7th and C (Loisada) in NYC where quality heroin products were sold.

It started to pour rain, and I was getting soaked thank god the bundle in my pocket was from bag in a bag.

by Scandall May 25, 2008