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heinorific

A combination of heinous and horrific. A heinous horrific act is one committed with malice intent by someone with deep seated neuroses issues. A freak accident or disaster that no-one could have predicted is horrific, by causing lots of damage, but only premeditated deliberate acts committed by a heinous individual can be heinorific.
Wearing socks and sandals is heinous, hiking up the price of life saving medicine is heinorific!
by SalamiArmy April 26, 2019
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opooperation

Taking a poop so large it's considered an opooperation. It isn't clear when a poop becomes an opooperation. But at a certain size the poop becomes an involved operation similar to a surgery or a black ops mission. A large opooperation takes time and planning to execute. You must first pick a location, then you can plan the first incision (where the poop will go first) If the initial skirmish goes well it is usually followed by a large payload and then shuddering, eyes rolling back pleasure.
I had the opooperation to remove the poop from my colon. It was a success! it's a boy! I took a hot runny opooperation all over terrorism, he didn't make it...
by SalamiArmy July 17, 2020
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Wonderfool

A person who is such a wondrous idiot it makes you wonder how they are still even alive. A Wonderfool often brings themself and those around them to the brink of death by sheer stupidity. By wondrous miracle they not only survive but very often thrive. Few around them live, if you see one run far away and brace for stupidity.
Trump is so wonderfool! How does he live-? Like wha-? ...he's a wonderfool wonderfool man!
by SalamiArmy July 26, 2020
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Yogit

Anyone who pronounces it this way is an idiot. It's yo-ghurt, yoghurt. There is no rush, there is never a rush to say yogurt. If your mouth is completely smashed in and you physically cannot say it the normal way then it's OK otherwise you have no excuse.
Becky says "Oh can you just pass the yogit? The yogit. It's right over there." Becky has embarrassed herself at the breakfast table.
by SalamiArmy August 3, 2020
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bugsnax

I say it's the reason I'm buying a PS5. The real reason is I'm a PC gamer who is finally capitulating to play exclusives, quicker to just say "bugsnax!"
Everyone else: Yes, but why are you getting a PS5 instead of NVidea RTX 30 series? Explain yourself with reasons.
Me: Kinda bug and kinda snack! Try to catch 'em in your trap! Feed somebody and you'll see! We are whatever we eat! It's bugsnax oooOOOOooooh!
by SalamiArmy September 9, 2020
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Nanotechtech

Similar to Nanotechtech Technotechnology. But actually completely different. Nanotech Technology or Nanotechtech Technotech T-T-Techno-Technology is a branch of meta-physics dealing with nanobot techtechnology and technonanana hey hey hey, goodbye. If you ask what Nanotechtech is- it flips it around and asks you that same question back at you without flinching.
You stare into the brown eye long enough, the brown eye winks back at you. - a key tenet of Nanotechtech technology
by SalamiArmy September 27, 2020
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Hectense

Intensely hectic. When something is just chaotic and busy. Also really tightly packed, all happening in one spot. Like your mom's gspot.
Woah her g-spot was hectense last night after a few dudes had their turn.
by SalamiArmy January 27, 2018
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