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A frumple krump occurs when a woman on the dance floor begins shaking her lower belly or hips with such wild, ungoverned enthusiasm that nearby observers experience both awe and mild concern. The movement is typically circular, unpredictable, and powered by pure confidence.
Habitat:
Nightclubs
Bachelorette parties
Any venue playing early‑2000s throwbacks
The exact center of the dance floor for maximum visibility
Behavioral Notes:
Often triggered by a favorite song, a hype friend, or a sudden burst of “I paid for this outfit and I’m gonna use it.”
The dancer may enter a trance‑like state where rhythm becomes optional.
Spectators may form a loose perimeter for safety.
Warning Signs:
Hands go up
Hair gets flipped
A drink gets handed to a friend with the phrase “Hold this, watch me.”
Habitat:
Nightclubs
Bachelorette parties
Any venue playing early‑2000s throwbacks
The exact center of the dance floor for maximum visibility
Behavioral Notes:
Often triggered by a favorite song, a hype friend, or a sudden burst of “I paid for this outfit and I’m gonna use it.”
The dancer may enter a trance‑like state where rhythm becomes optional.
Spectators may form a loose perimeter for safety.
Warning Signs:
Hands go up
Hair gets flipped
A drink gets handed to a friend with the phrase “Hold this, watch me.”
“Bro, she hit the dance floor and immediately started doing a full‑power frumple krump. I swear the DJ turned the bass down out of respect.”
by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026
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Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”
If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”
Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”
If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”
I explained it to her in the simplest way, and she still didn't understand. I swear shes gotta be part-tarded.
by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026
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