Rynesdad's definitions

cue cummer

A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Cocktucker

A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

by Rynesdad January 1, 2014

Purple Palace

The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

by Rynesdad April 10, 2016

Virgone

A person who is no longer a virgin.

That virgin passed out in bed with my buddy and was a virgone when she woke up.

by Rynesdad April 10, 2016

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

thotless

A place like a nightclub on a slow night that is completely devoid of thots.

Me and my boys went to the club looking for a hookup, but the place was thotless.

by Rynesdad August 22, 2019