RustyT's definitions

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

by RustyT December 17, 2004

dude sack

the residence of a man's testicles

My dude sack itches.

by RustyT November 14, 2004

gAyOL

an internet provider with the powers to freeze ones computer with pop-ups and kick disconnect internet serivce for no reason

damn GAyOL, I got kicked off again

by RustyT March 27, 2004

2-10

A day raping shift worked at any job

i had to work 2-10 on Saturday, i have no life

by RustyT March 27, 2004

Trend Whore

A person who changes their entire personality and wardrobe when trends change.

Wow, nice abercrombie shirt you stupid trend whore.

by RustyT April 1, 2004

Wussy

A word substituted for "pussy" used by kids who oppose foul language.

I can't believe you just said "wussy" you big pussy.

by RustyT April 1, 2004

Jinglehopper

A man who constantly plays with his balls while walking around.

Look at that jinglehopper fondling his balls.

by RustyT April 1, 2004