Rumplenutz's definitions

Torrey

A Short Italian man who engages in Barn sex, usually with horses and chickens.

They caught a Torrey in the barn standing on a hay bail humping ol’ Betsy! That’s the third Torrey this month.

by Rumplenutz January 12, 2019

Bibbles

A term for a brother who is semi-retarded or dim witted.

i called bibbles on the phone and we are all set for draft night!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

Mocha Mustache

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.

I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

kwik-kwik

This word evolved from the word "don't trick" and is whispered to a person before they attempt a putt, a shot or anything sports related to get in persons head so they choke.

Danny is so mad right now he missed the 2 foot putt. I heard his brother Mike Kwik-Kwik him right before he putt!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.

That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!

by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017

cum sniper

A gay man, usually a Chris who intercepts a mans load.

I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.

by Rumplenutz January 9, 2017