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Brown Wine

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.
Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine
by RudolfMagnusson May 13, 2019
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The C.U.M Zone

Canada, USA, and Mexico. Aka North America’s nickname.
Some European person: I wanna go for a vacation somewhere in the C.U.M Zone!

Other European person: Wait, don’t you mean North America?
by RudolfMagnusson August 10, 2021
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Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021
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\o

by RudolfMagnusson September 13, 2022
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🤡🌎

Code for “clown world”. Usually used as a means of describing the dominant ultra woke narrative often enforced in media.
News network: Here’s why you should introduce yourself with, “Hi! My name is ___ and my pronouns are, _/_! what’s yours?”

The rest of the internet: 🤡🌎
by RudolfMagnusson December 20, 2021
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Whizzer Wizard

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard
by RudolfMagnusson April 7, 2022
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Big Angus

A word for when you have a Mammoth sized erection
She was shocked to see my Big Angus raging out of my pants, but then slowly smiled
by RudolfMagnusson March 18, 2021
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