Roopybabe's definitions

xereptitude

Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.

Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!

by Roopybabe March 18, 2014

knobable

Adjective;
A woman of great beauty with whom one would very much like to have sexual intercourse.

Generally when used in a social situation it is pronounced in a French accent (as one would pronounce "Incroyable", for example).

Hey mate, look at that lady over there, she's well knobable!

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

knobability

To be a woman of great beauty who has great sexual attractiveness.

There's no doubt about it, she has knobability.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

lane disciplinarian

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.

That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

oral respirator

Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.

Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

frompton

When you are convinced that you are about to fart loudly in a public place and when, you can hold it no longer, the fart is released it actually just makes a small squeak then you have committed a Frompton.

I was in class and was sure I was brewing one big enough to blow the roof off but, to my relief, it was just a Frompton.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013