Rogueybear's definitions

Mayo - Seizure

A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.

Hey look Jenson, Bradley and Ashton are having Mayo - Seizures!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Ket

Ket, a shortened way of saying "Ketchup", although Ket is slightly different as it allows the consumer to counteract a Mayo -Seizure.

Look Bradley, Jenson is having a Mayo - Seizure! Give him some Ket!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Slave Sauce

Slave Sauce, a condiment used to counteract a Ket - Seizure, cannot counteract a Mayo - Seizure.

Look hes having a Ket - Seizure, give him some mayo! No give him Slave Sauce to counteract the Ket - Seizure!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Ket - Seizure

A ket - Seizure, this occurs when a person tries to counteract a Mayo - Seizure with Ket, which cause a Ket - Seizure, can be counteracted with Slave Sauce

Quick hes having a Ket - Seizure, give him some Slave Sauce!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Slave Sauce - Seizure

A Slave Sauce - Seizure is a concept scenario which has never actually happend but can be presumably counteracted with cOrN bEEf AsH!

Quick hes having a Slave Sauce - Seizure, give him some cOrN bEEf AsH!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

cOrN bEEf AsH

cOrN bEEf AsH, a food that can counteract a Slave Sauce - Seizure, this does not cause any seizures and is safe to consume at unhealthy amounts.

Quick he is not having a Seizure of any kind, give him as much cOrN bEEf AsH as he wants!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!

Quick Oliver Calvert is having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, someone give him some Green Mango Chutney!

by Rogueybear January 7, 2021