Robopath's definitions

Yard Pass

Jail term for being allowed yard, or free time outdoors. This term can be used in reference to a wife or girlfriend allowing their male to partake in guys night or any other non-female-inclusive free time.

"Dude, did your old lady give you a yard pass to come bowling?"

or

"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"

by Robopath December 27, 2005

dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

by robopath January 10, 2009