RobbyPants's definitions

tvtropes

A website loaded with hyperlinks, guaranteed to trap the view for hours, especially if viewing with a tabbed browser.

I followed this link to TVTropes and was stuck there for hours. Each link I clicked on ended up leading to me clicking five more!

by RobbyPants September 3, 2009

streeter

Having a 9 and a 2 in a poker hand, particularly in Texas Hold'em.

I can't believe you stayed on a Streeter!

by RobbyPants July 23, 2007

ubrito

A contraction for uber and burito. An ubrito is that perfect combination of ingredients resulting in an uber burito.

I went to Taco Bell last night an had an AWESOME ubrito!

by RobbyPants August 3, 2007

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

pay the piper

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

by RobbyPants June 21, 2007

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007

bince

Noun: a derogatory name for a person, implying weakness, insignificance, and/or stupidity.

Verb: to strike or engage in sexual intercourse.

I can't believe you thought that was a good movie you bince!

I'm totally going to bince your face!

by RobbyPants January 10, 2008